June 2013
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
So how does it feel to be 18?
-yesterday morning it hit me that we graduated highschool
-that feeling went away quickly
-my cotty was the bomb
-cheeckbones still sore from smiling
-i hella love my cousins
-you must be 18 or older to order
-must sign up for a disney debit
-uploading grad/cotty pictures on fb bouta take hella dayz
-finally untagging myself in photos I’m not in
-hashtag bye felicia
-hashtag cats and potatoes twenty thirteen
-I’m allergic to cats doe
-i wish i drank water before i sang
-i can’t get these envelopes out of the box
-okay my laptop is being slow
-endpost.
